Sex is nice. You like it, and you probably want more of it. Almost any place will do in the heat of the moment, but getting creative about location is for suckers. The best place for sex is your soft inviting bed in your quiet and flatteringly lit bedroom. Even if the sheets aren't always clean.
More sex FTW! Some good ways to make that happen are, say, being nice. Bringing your man a giant latte to get through the afternoon. Telling your girl that her new haircut looks really good, and by the way, she's looking almost TOO skinny today, so here's a taco.
Totally hard work, right? And to continue getting the sex part, you'll have to keep doing the work part. Work is ALSO for suckers.
Having a sex-space adorned with subtle (and not so subtle) sexual suggestion will bring in much higher sex-for-effort returns over time. And when used in combination with, say, a bottle of wine and a few compliments, a sexy bedroom wall decal can be totally irresistible to your partner (Or not. I can't guarantee you sex-- that would probably be illegal. You might also be really goofy looking, how should I know?)
7 Wall Decals that Will Get You Super Laid
1. If You Really Love Me You'll Let Me Sleep Wall Decal
Because without rest, who wants sex? I guess this one depends on age. As a thousand-year-old woman with a sleep obsession, I would be majorly seduced by being allowed to sleep.
2. Hello Beautiful, Hello Handsome Wall Decal
Because starting out with a little sweetness is super likely to end in a little sex. Or a lot.
3. I Just Want You to Be Happy (and Preferably Naked)
Your partner's happiness comes first, you swear. Nakedness comes second.
4. Shut Up & Kiss Me Decal
A good one if your partner is constantly yammering on about his or her life, experiences, ideas, and general boringness. A good reminder to shut it and get down to business. Namely, the sex.
5. We Should Probably Cuddle Now
What comes after the sex? Maybe a bit of cuddling. If every time you walk into your room, you're being reminded to get close, you'll be reminded to do the sex. It's hard to be either the big or the little spoon without wanting to hump a little.
6. Sweetness and Devotion
Got a partner who for some reason seems to equate sex with love, loyalty, and devotion? This romantic bedroom wall decal will get 'em hot and ready every time.
7. Maybe Making Out...?
You're a human being (Probably? I don't know your life.) and therefore suseptible to making mistakes. Your partner, too. The best way to smooth them over is to do a lot of making out. Fighting with your partner, then locking yourself in the bathroom for a cry isn't conducive to humping. Disagreeing and making UP with making OUT (see what I did there?) is a lot more fun.
Why not put up all seven of these awesome sexy wall decals? Didn't you know that everyone wants to hump the person with an insane number of goofy decals on the wall? Knowledge is power.